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Zombie Jokes What did the Zombie say after eating Albert Einstein? Yum Yum! Good brain food! What did the Zombie say after eating Sharon Stone. Yuck! I think I just ate some skank. What did the Zombie say after half-eating Arnold Schwarzenegger? I'll be back! What did the Zombie say after eating Sylvester Stallone? Boy that meat sure was tough and rocky! What did the Zombie say after eating Michael Jackson? Hmm...I think I go after some small boys next. What did the Zombie say after eating George Romero? Hey I don't bite-off the hands of the one that feeds me! What did the Zombie say after eating Quentin Tarantino? People thought he had a brain, but all I got was PULP FICTION! What did the Zombie say after eating Steven Spielberg? Boy this guy has some BIG JAWS! What did the Zombie say after eating George Lucas? The FORCE was not with him, but the FART was! What did the Zombie say after eating Count Dracula? Every time I eat him, he turns into a bat in my stomach and comes out of my ASS! What did the Zombie say after eating Bill Gates? Look every body! I found a computer in his gut and it's running Windows! What did the Zombie say after eating Ted Turner. Hmm.... I wish CNN was recording this LIVE! What did the Zombie say after eating Whoopi Goldberg? He couldn't eat her. She was too UGLY even for his liking - the Zombie ran away screaming. What did the Zombie say after eating Jim Carrey? Boy that guy sure made me LAUGH BEFORE I ATE HIM. What did the Zombie say after eating Steven Job? He was the APPLE of my eye. What did the Zombie say after eating Paul W.S. Anderson and Milla Jovovich? Yum! Thats like eating a DOUBLE-DECKER SANDWICH. What did the Zombie say after eating Lionel Messi? You know there's a reason why he's called Messi, he hadn't changed his shorts in a long time and I had to tolerate a lot of STINK while eating him. What did the Zombie say after eating Cristiano Ronaldo? Hey those aren't real balls?! What the f**K are they??? What did the Zombie say after eating Angelina Jolie? That was the nicest looking piece of meat I ever ate! What did the Zombie have after eating Wes Craven? Nightmares the rest of his life about Freddy Krueger. What did the Zombie say after Eating Bruce Willis? Boy this guy sure DIED HARD. What did the Zombie do after eating Santa Clause? He took his place delivering presents, but eating the recipients. [ZOMBIE Q & A] Q: Why was the zombie afraid to cross the road? A: He had LOST his GUTS! Q: What is a zombie's favorite football team? A: The Washington DEADskins! Q: What is black, white & red all over? A: A nun being EATEN by zombies! Q: How do zombies keep their hair in place? A: With SCARE spray! Q: Why did the dyslexic zombie starve to death? A: He couldn't find any SNIAAARB! Q: What is a zombie's favorite mode of transportation? A: SCARE-O-PLANES! Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a zombie? A: FrostBITE! Q: Why did the zombie go to the orthodontist? A: To improve his BITE! Q: How do zombies tell their future? A: With their HORRORscope! Q: Why did the zombie stop teaching? A: He only had one PUPIL Q: Why did the zombie cross the road? A: He wanted to EAT the chicken! Q: What is black, white & dead all over? A: A zombie in a TUXEDO! Q: What has a dog's head, a cat's tail & brains all over its face? A: A zombie LEAVING the PET STORE! Q: What did the zombie's friend say when introduced to his new girlfriend? A: Where the heck did you DIG her UP from? Q: What do little zombies play? A: CORPSES & Robbers! Q: What do vegetarian zombies crave? A: GRAAAINS...more GRAAAAAAINS! Q: What did one zombie say to the other zombie while eating a comedian? A: This tastes FUNNY! Q: What do you do if you see a zombie? A: Hope it's HALLOWEEN! Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? A: No, they EAT the FINGERS separately! Q: How do zombies serve their country? A: In the Marine CORPSE! Q: Did you hear about the zombie who tortured his victims with music? A: His BACH was worse than his bite! Q: What do zombies order at bars? A: A shot of To-KILL-Ya(Tequila)! Q: What does it take to become a zombie? A: DEADication! Q: What does a zombie get when he comes home late for dinner? A: The cold SHOULDER! Q: What kind of streets do zombies like best? A: DEAD end! Q: How do you know a zombie is tired? A: He's DEAD on his feet! Q: How are zombies like computers? A: They use megaBITES! Q: What did the zombie say before his fight? A: Do you want a PIECE of me? Q: Do zombies eat dinner with their family? A: No, their family IS the dinner! Q: Why did the zombie go crazy? A: He had LOST his mind Q: Who won the zombie war? A: Nobody, it was a DEAD tie! Q: Where is the safest place in your home from a zombie? A: The LIVING room! Q: Where do zombies go swimming? A: The DEAD Sea! Q: Where do zombies go on cruises? A: The DEADiterranean Sea!