🤪J🤪KES

Here's your hilarious joke:

Sopranos Jokes Here are two pretty good jokes from the HBO television series: A rich man and a poor man are friends. Every year they go Christmas shopping for their wives and every year meet up and get dinner afterwards. At dinner the poor man asks the rich man "So, what'd you get for your wife this year?" The rich man says " I got her a diamond ring and a new car." The poor man asks, "Why'd you get her both?" The rich man says "Well, if she doesnt like the diamond ring, she can always drive it back to the store in the car and still be happy." "Hmm. Interesting" the poor man says. "So, what'd you get for your wife this year?" The rich man asks. "Eh, I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo." The rich man asks "Why'd you get her both?" The poor man says "Well, if she doesn't like the pair of slippers, she can go fuck herself." //// A long time ago there was magical old painter who painted beautiful paintings. Her magical talent was that she was able to paint a person's last thoughts before they died. During that time there was a great war between American soldiers and Native Americans. In that war there was a great soldier who died in a great battle. The widow of that soldier is so distraught, so saddened by the death of her husband that she is overcome with grief. She cannot function. All she can think about is her husband. She MUST know her husbands last thoughts. The widow approaches the painter and asks her to paint her dead husbands last thoughts. The painter does so and when she shows her painting to the widow the widow is in disbelief. The widow cannot belief what she is seeing: A painting of cows floating in the air with halos and native americans making love on a field. The widow looks the painter and says "I asked you to paint me a picture of my husbands last thoughts and you give me THIS? A painting of cattle with halos and natives making love to each other?" The painter points to the painting and says, " But ma'am, these ARE your husbands last thoughts." HO-LY COW, LOOK AT ALL THOSE FUCKING INDIANS!