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My favorite "yo mama" jokes (from an /r/Askreddit thread) 01) Your momma is so unfamiliar with the gym that she calls it James. 02) Your mom's so ugly your dad takes her to work with him everyday so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. 03) Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves. 04) Yo mama's so slutty, she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job! 05) Your momma is so old, she has a seperate hole for colored folk. 06) Your mama's so FAT she can't save files bigger than 4GB. 07) Yo mama is so fat, her patronus is a cake. 08) Yo momma's so loose that anyone can just Slytherin 09) It used to be called a Jumpoline until your mother tried it. 10) Once yo mama hosted a bukkake party, nobody came. 11) Yo mama so fat, if she walks by the TV you miss all three Lord of the Rings movies. 12) Your momma is so fat her memory foam forgot. 13) Yo Mama jokes are old, unfunny and have been done so many times that it's clear no one likes them. People just use them for cheap laughs. Just like your mother. 14) Yo Momma is so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang. 15) Yo Momma is so ugly, the boomerang doesn't even come back 16) Your mom is so ugly, she went into a haunted house and left with a job application. 17) Your mama's so fat when she fell in love she broke it. 18) The world's largest egg is laid by an ostrich, the world's largest woman is laid by your dad 19) Your momma is so nasty, she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh! 20) Your mama is your mother. Can't imagine anything worse than that. I feel bad for her. 21) Also, Yo momma so dumb she overlooked the option of aborting you 22) Yo momma is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince. 23) Your mom fucks for bricks so she can build your sister a whorehouse. 24) Your Mama's had the clap so many times her doctor treats her for applause. 25) yo mama so stupid, she trips over the cordless phone. 26) Yo mama's such a ho that "who's your daddy?" is a multiple-choice question. 27) your mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale 28) Yo mama so nasty I can tell when she's on her period cause she's only wearing one sock 29) "Your mom's breasts sag with such severity, the late, great surrealist Salvador Dalí mistook them for clocks." --Bo Burnham And finally, the one that takes the cake: 30) Yo mama. (You know...cause she so fat...)