Here's your hilarious joke:

An Irishman, American, and an Italian Get Captured By Cannibals, and are granted each a last wish. American asks for a Beer, get his beer drinks it they kill him, eat him turn his skin into a canoe. Italian asks for a Pizza, gets his pizza eats it and also gets eaten and turned into a canoe. Irishman asks for a fork. Bewildered as they never had this request before gladly provided this mans last wish. As he get his fork he starts to stab himself all over screaming at the top of his lungs "You'll not make a boat out of me!"

"Dorine Rene" Permalink