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Two midgets go to Las Vegas So these two midgets go to Vegas. One midget is a little shorter than the other and he has a Napoleon complex, so he takes the lead in all their situations and makes all the decisions. One night while they're out on the town, the shorter midget decides they should find some hookers and take them back to their rooms. The taller midget is really horny after watching the show-girls, so they finish their drinks and leave the bar in search of some street walkers. When they finally get back to their rooms, the taller midget tells his hooker he wants a blow job first, so she starts sucking and stroking. But because he's had a little too much to drink he can't get it up, and because he can't get it up and he's drunk, he starts yelling at her and calling her a dirty whore, so she gets dressed and leaves. Then he hears some noise coming from the shorter midget's room, so he gets a glass and puts it on the wall to listen in. He hears the shorter midget call out, "One, two - hiiiiiiiiighYAH!", and then he hears the hooker say, "Oooooh..." Again, "One, two - hiiiiiiiiiiighYAH!", and then the hooker says, "Ooooooh..." The next morning at breakfast, the shorter midget asks the taller one how his night went, and he says, "Oh I had too much to drink and couldn't get it up. But it sounded like you had a wild time!" And the shorter midget says, "Wild time? I couldn't even get on the bed!" Credit: Norm MacDonald.