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Here's your hilarious joke:

Zebra in Heaven A Zebra dies and goes to heaven. At the pearly gates Saint Peter tells him he can ask one question before entering. "I have always wanted to know if i am white with black stripes or black with white stripes?" "Only God knows this" he replied "You should ask him, down the hall last door on the left." So the Zebra trots off to see God. "What is your question my child" God ask the zebra. "Am i white with black stripes or black with white stripes" God looks him up and down and says. "You are what you are, Goodbye" The Zebra returns to Saint Peter with a look af bewilderment on his face. "So what did he say" Saint Peter asked. "He just said that i am what i am." "Ahh, so you are white with black stripes." "How do you know that?" queried the Zebra. "Well if you were black with white stripes he would have said you is what you is!"