Here's your hilarious joke:

A six-year-old and a four-year-old are about to go downstairs for breakfast. The six-year-old says to the four-year-old, "All right, we're gonna start cussing today. I'm gonna use hell in a sentence, and you're gonna use ass." The four-year-old agrees, and they go downstairs. The children's mom asks the boys what they would like for breakfast. "Aw, hell, I think I'll have some Cheerios," says the six-year-old. The mother whacks the kid back up the stairs. "And what would YOU like, young man?" asks the mother. "You bet your sweet ass I don't want any Cheerios."

"Misty Donelle" Permalink