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A German guy, an Italian guy, and a Chinese guy are playing golf... Around the 5th hole, this strange ringing goes off and the German guy starts speaking into his hand. The Italian guy and the Chinese guy are both wondering, "what the f*ck is this guy doing?" The German guy explains, "It's totally awesome! My government made a phone that fits inside of your hand! I have a speaker in my thumb and a mic imbedded in my pinky! It's totally rad!" The other guys were astonished, "That's amazing!" they replied. >And they keep golfing. Around the 13th hole, another strange ringing goes off and the Italian guy starts talking into thin air. The German guy and the Chinese guy both stare at the Italian guy in disbelief. >*"This dude is f*ckin' crazy!"* They murmur... "Oh shit", says the Italian, "I forgot to mention, my country has invented a communication device that is *inside* my mouth! I click my tongue and voila!" The other guys, astonished yet again, reply "that's amazing!" >And they kept golfing At the end of the game, they hear another strange ringing. The Italian looks at the German, "Is it you?" He asks. "No, is it you?" Asks the Italian "No, where is Frank?" All of a sudden the Chinese guy runs outta the bushes with toilet paper coming out of his ass. He says "Sorry guys, I had to answer a fax".