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Here's your hilarious joke:

Aliens come to earth they walk in to a bar, everyone at the bar is shocked, especially when they start speaking in english. “silence, earthlings. we come only to look for a few things about your species.” “anything, just don’t hurt us.” “very well. first, we require footage of your species mating.” “well that shouldn’t be very hard, it’s all over our internet!” “wonderful. next, we require footage of your species living amongst each other, perhaps completing tasks and challenges.” “reality tv! we have hours and hours of that on reality tv!” “excellent. finally we need a DNA sample from your finest individual of your species. might we find him here?” they looked confused. finally someone spoke up. “DNA sample? yea, just head on over to that bathroom, stick your hand near the hole, and Big John will do the rest."