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[Long] A bear walks into a bar... He approaches the bartender and asks for a drink. The bartender refuses, and says "We don't serve bears here." So the bear trudges off and mopes for a little while. Eventually, he resolves to demand service. He stomps back into the bad and roars for the bartender to give him a drink, or he will eat somebody. "I'm sorry, but we don't serve bears," came the bartenders reply. Immediately, the bear went into a rage, turned from the bar, and barreled toward the first person he saw: an old whorish looking lady, who quickly succumbed to the bear's onslaught. After devouring the woman, the bear stalked back to the bar, and once again, ordered a drink, convinced that the bartender would finally serve him. The bartender flatly refused, "I told you we don't serve bears here, and neither do we serve drug addicts." "But I don't do drugs," said the bear. "I've never smoked or injected or snorted anything in my entire life!" "Oh yeah?" replied the bartender. "What about that bar bitch you ate?"