"2nd grade teacher asks Nick Give an example of a compound"

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Here's your hilarious joke:

2nd grade teacher asks Nick "Give an example of a compound sentence" Teacher asks Nick: "Give an example of a long compound sentence." Nick stands up and says: "My mom gets up early every day, she brushes her hair, does her makeup, puts on her prettiest dress, nicest earrings, her highest heels, and then leaves the house to go to work." Teacher says "Thank you, Nick. Now does anyone want to give an example of a *simple* sentence?" John gets up and says "Nick's mom is a whore."

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