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Here's your hilarious joke:

Jaque' "non numeru un" flying ace! Come and I will tell you of a man named Jaque' "mon numeru un flying ace". He was the greatest ace pilot in all of France. He spoke of a woman he once wooed, saying: "I took this woman to my quarters and placed her on my bed. I tore her blouse open exposing her beautiful breast. Then I poured white wine all over them and shoved my face into them. And she screamed." "Jaque'! Your a mad man!" And he said. "No! I am Jaque' mon numeru un flying ace and when I have fine white meat I like to have fine white wine with it." So he turned her over and removed her skirt, exposing her beautiful buttocks. He then poured red wine all over it and shoved his face into it. She screamed. "Jaque'! Your a mad man!" And he said. "No! I am Jaque' mon numeru un flying ace and when I have fine red meat I like to have fine red wine with it." Then he turned her once more. Spread her legs open and lit her clit on fire! She screamed! "Jaque'! You are truly a mad man!" And he said! "No! I am Jaque' mom numeru un flying ace and when I go down I down, I go down in flames!"