Here's your hilarious joke:

At a bar, the Sailors and Marines are arguing about who can drink the most. The bartender says, "Can anyone drink 10 pints in 2 minutes?" The place goes quiet until one sailor pipes up, "I'll bet I can." Instead of running up to the bar, he runs out the door. A few minutes later, he's back. "Line 'em up," he yells. The bartender pours the pints and sure enough, the sailor downs them in 2 minutes. Amongst the cheers and back-slapping, the bartender asks, "where'd ya go just now before the contest?" The sailor looks up, bleary eyed, "I went to the bar across the street to see if I could do it!"

"Genni Daloris" Permalink