Here's your hilarious joke:

Three guys are lost in a jungle They run into a group of cannibals and out of fear, ask if there is anything they can do to avoid getting eaten. The leader of the cannibal group says, "Bring us back 10 pieces of a certain type of fruit. If you do, we will not only let you live, but tell you how to get out of the jungle and to safety." The three guys split up and the first one comes back with ten apples. The cannibal leader says, "Stick all those apples up your anus and keep a straight face." After the third apple, the first guy makes a squirming face, so the cannibals kill him and eat him. A bit later, the second guy comes back with 10 blueberries. The cannibal leader tells him the same thing. Thinking it would be easy, the second guy sticks all but one blueberry up his anus before laughing uncontrollably. Since he laughed, the cannibals kill him and eat him. In the afterlife, the two guys are talking. The first guy says, "Why did you laugh? You could have easily lived." The second guy responds,"I know, but I saw the other guy coming with pineapples."

"Jacinthe Crista" Permalink