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Here's your hilarious joke:

Kosher Deli A man walks into a Kosher Deli in New York City and steps up to the counter. "I would like zee bagel und lox please." He says in a heavy German accent. The man pays, sits down with his food, and is clearly enjoying it. When he's done he walks up to the counter again and says, "Zat vas amazing. I can't get food like zat back home." The guy behind the counter looks at him disapprovingly and says, "Now whose fault is that?"