Here's your hilarious joke:

Am I a genuine polar bear? A young polar bear goes up to his mum and asks (stuttering) 'Mum, a.a..am I a gen..gen...genuine p..polar bear?' The mum replies 'Of course you are son. You have polar bear claws, polar bear nose, polar bear fur. Of course you are a genuine polar bear.' 'T.t..thanks mum' The young polar bear then goes up to his dad. 'Dad, a.a..am I a gen..gen...genuine p..polar bear?' The dad replies 'Of course you are son. You have polar bear claws, polar bear nose, polar bear fur. Of course you are a genuine polar bear. Why would you even ask?' The young polar bear replies 'We..well d..d..dad, be..be..because I'm f..f...fucking freezing!'

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