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Here's your hilarious joke:

Two boy scouts were hiking in the woods. Then suddenly one of them is bit by a rattlesnake. Boy 1: "Where did it bite you?" Boy 2: "I think it got me on the dick" Boy 1 calls their scoutmaster and asks what to do Scoutmaster: "Listen here son, you're going to have to suck the poison out" Boy 1 hangs up the phone and takes a long pause. Boy 2: "Well? What did he say to do?" Boy 1: "He said you're going to die."