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Here's your hilarious joke:

A old man and his wife get into a car accident... They both end up dying and going up to heaven. The man looks around and astounded at how beautiful it is up there. The weather is perfect and he can see that all of his friends are about to go play golf, one of his favorite pastimes. It's everything he could imagine and more. A man in a white robe approaches and the man looks at him and asks, "Are you god?" God responds, "That's me." "Does this mean we're in Heaven?" "Yes you are!" The old man then turns to his wife and slaps her hard across the face. "What was that for?" yells the man's wife. "Because if you wouldn't have forced me to stop smoking and drinking I would have gotten up here a lot sooner!" (Heard this one from a coworker today. Had to share.)