Here's your hilarious joke:

A tourist wearing a Canadian shirt in Belgium, a Belgian approaches the tourist Belgian: "Hey man do you have time for a few questions?" Tourist: "Sure man!" Belgian: "What is your favorite football team?" Tourist: "Cowboys." Belgian: "What are you Height and weight?" Tourist: "160 pounds; 5 feet 7." Belgian: "How much is a ton?" Tourist: "2000 pounds?" Belgian: "Yep, you are definitely a Canadian."

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