Here's your hilarious joke:

A husband and wife... A husband and wife are about to get freaky and do the nasty. She gets down on her knees and proceeds to give her husband a blowjob when her husband eagerly asks, "Baby, can I cum in your ear? The wife looks up horrified and says, "God, No! You cant come in my ear! I'll go deaf!" The husband scoffs and retorts, "I know thats a fucking lie, I cum in your mouth all the time and you never shut the fuck up!"

"Grayce Pandora" Permalink