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Here's your hilarious joke:

An old lady gets into a taxi An old lady gets into a taxi (they're usually mostly Mercs here in Germany) and asks, what that star is for. The taxi driver jokingly replies "That's a crosshair. I need it to aim for pedestrians." A few minutes into the drive, a pedestrian ran onto the street and the taxi driver barely managed to evade him when he suddenly hears a clunk from the back. When he turns his head he sees the old lady grinning "If I hadn't opened my door, we wouldn't have got him!"