Here's your hilarious joke:

Lonely... I had to go see a psychiatrist yesterday, the whole fact I can't make friends or develop long-standing relationships was completely destroying any shred of confidence I had left. He greeted me warmly and asked me to take a seat... "Well sir, what's your concern and how should we proceed to attaining a solution?" . . "well doc...this is kinda difficult for me, but for the past while I just really cant keep friends or deal with people in social situations - I feel like I'm constantly being shunned..." . . "How long have you felt like this?" . . "oh, I dunno... I suppose about three or four years you fat, ugly, bald bastard...."

"Rhodia Charissa" Permalink