Here's your hilarious joke:

A man sits next to a beautiful woman at a bar and asks her "If I paid you 1 million dollars would you have sex with me?" The woman looks him over, shrugs, and answers "Sure." The man checks his wallet and says "Well all I've got is a ten-spot. Would you have sex with me for that?" to which the woman replies, offended, "No! What do you think I am? A whore?" The man coolly answers "Well, we've already established what you are but now we're just negotiating price."

"Susana Devondra" Permalink