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Would you like to dance? This is one of my favorite jokes. Hope y'all like it. 200 years ago, a boy's eye got poked out by a thorny branch. His father was a famous wood worker and decided to make the best thing he'd ever made! A wooden eye for his son. The wooden eye looked pretty good-- most people couldn't tell it wasn't real. But still, the boy had low confidence because of it. In an effort to boost his confidence, his friend decided to take him to a town dance. 1) He asked a girl to dance. She said she had a boyfriend. 2) He asked another girl to dance. She said she didn't know how. He said he'd teach her. She apologized and walked away. He had just about given up hope when his friend talked him into lowering his standards. "That girl over there, ask her to dance." "The girl with the mustache?" "Yeah, the girl with the mustache. It will boost your confidence for now, and then you can move on to the more beautiful ladies. Just go ask her!" "Okay, okay." Walks over to her... Boy: "Um, excuse me, would you like to dance?" 'Stache Girl: "Would I!!" Boy: "Hey, I didn't say anything about your mustache!" And he tromps home, upset and embarrassed about his wood eye.