Here's your hilarious joke:

Was out for a walk on the beach, when i came across an armless, legless woman crying in the sand. When i asked her "whats the matter?" She said, "all my life i have never been hugged by a man"...So i picked her up and gave her a big hug, then put her back in the sand and started walking away. She started to cry again, so i went back and said "whats the matter now?" "All my life i have never been kissed." So i picked her up and gave her a kiss. I started walking down the beach again, but heard her crying yet again. So i walked back and asked her "Whats wrong?" "All my life i have never been fucked..." So i picked her up, tossed her in the ocean, and yelled "WELL YOUR FUCKED NOW!!"

"Rina Teresina" Permalink