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Some funny pick up lines Do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in your eyes. If your left leg is Halloween, and your right leg is Christmas, CAN I COME IN BETWEEN HOLIDAYS? My love for you is like diarrhea, i just can't hold it in. If i said you had a hot body, would you hold it against me? Nice legs...what time do they open? Um…I have a lotta money. Hey baby, did you just break wind? Cause you're blowing me away. Hey. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong. Well here I am. What are your other two wishes? You smell. Let's shower. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas. Why don't you come sit on my lap and talk about whatever pops up. I wish you were my homework so I could do you on the table. I'm blind. Can you hold my stick and show me where to go? Did you get those jeans on sale? Cause at my house they're 100% off. Excuse me miss, the word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word. Let's do math. Add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply. You've been a very naughty girl. Now let's go to my room. I would buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass. Are you an Advil. Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours. Baby I wear a size 14 in men shoes. Do you want to thumb wrestle? Just with our tougues. If I had a nickel for everytime I saw someone beautiful as you, I'd have 5 cents. I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. I'm trying to make your day. Sure it's just a needle but it moves like a sewing machine. Is your dress felt? Would you like it to be? You have something on your behind.... my eyes. Hey you look familiar. Have I seen you in my bed before? I'm not saying your a dog or anything but do you want a bone? Can I write your name on my forehead just in case I forget who's name I'll be screaming tonight and for the rest of the week? You must be on the color guard cause you make my flag rise. Is your name Daisy cause I wanna plant you right here? I fell down and bumped my head when you walked in the room so I need your name and number for insurance purposes.