Here's your hilarious joke:

Sore Paws Little Johnny calls his dad, 'Dad those two dogs over there, why is the one at the front giving the one at the back a ride?' 'Errr, hmm, well son, the one at the back has saw front paws, so the one at the front is giving him a lift home' 'It's always the same innit dad' 'What's that son?' 'You try and help someone out, you end up getting fucked!'

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