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So my 10 year old brother wrote his first joke today... A little boy goes to his first Kindergarten class and the teacher gives the class their first homework assignment: Go home and learn the first 3 letters of the alphabet. So the little boy goes to his mean mother and asks, "Mommy, what's the first letter of the alphabet?". His mean mother replies, "Shut your mouth". So then goes to his older brother who loves playing videogames and asks, "Brother, what's the second letter in the alphabet?". His brother says, "Shh...I'm an assassain". The little boy goes downstairs and asks his younger brother, who was playing with his toys, what the third letter of the alphabet is. His younger brother says, "Vroom vroom! Red Car!". So the little boy goes back to school the following day and the teacher asks him what he learned about the alphabet. She asks, "What's the first letter?" The little boy replies, "Shut your mouth". The teacher asks, "Who do you think you are that you can talk to your teacher that way?". "Shh...I'm an assassain." "Oh my word", says the teacher, "How do you think you can get away with talking to me like that?". "Vroom vroom. Red car."
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