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Monkey Business On A Bus This guy has a monkey and he wants to go down to Florida for spring break, so him and his monkey get on this Greyhound bus and head down. On the way there's a terrible crash. The bus drives off the road and everyone on board dies. It's a horrible bloodbath with body parts scattered everywhere. Everyone is dead at the scene except the monkey. The police are trying to figure out what went wrong. They have no witnesses. It was a single-vehicle accident. So they bring the monkey in to interrogate him. The detectives figure it's a long shot, but it's the only way they'll ever know. In the interrogation room, the detective sits down across from this monkey. The monkey looks back at the detective as if he's waiting for questioning. The detective says, "This is ridiculous, but let's give it a shot. What the hell happened on that bus?" The monkey of course, can't talk, so he stands up and mimes dancing. The detective says, "Dancing on the bus, so the party started a bit early?". The monkey nods energetically! The detective says, "Well, that could certainly be distracting. This stupid monkey is actually helping. Can you tell us anything else, monkey?". The monkey gestures as if he's tipping back a bottle to drink from it. The detective says, "Drinking, dancing and the highway, that's bad news. Anything else?" The monkey puts his thumb and forefinger together to his lips and inhales noisily, then stares at the ceiling. The detective says, "Marijuana? They were getting high, dancing and drinking?" The monkey nods enthusiastically! The detective says, "This is really bad, but one hell of a smart monkey. Anything else happening on that bus?" The monkey bends down to the table, plugs one side of his nose and sniffs. The detective says, "Holy shit. Cocaine on the highway, that's incredible! It's no wonder they crashed! What were you doing while all this was going on, monkey?" The monkey looks over his right shoulder, puts his two hands up in front of him and swings them back and forth, as if handling a steering wheel. (Ideally this joke should be told with gestures and monkey noises. If someone wants to do that and throw a video up on YouTube, feel free. This is the best I could do.)