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Here's your hilarious joke:

The local synagogue is having their annual raffle... A man walks to the stage and begins to announce the winners. "4th prize goes to Moshe Goldstein, who wins a Rolls Royce!" There is huge applause. Moshe goes up to collect his keys and shake hands. "3rd prize, which goes to Shmuel Cohen, is a Rolls Royce and a check for $10,000!" Again, there is applause. Shmuel goes up to collect his keys and check and to shake hands. "2nd prize, which goes to Abe Epstein, is a fruitcake!" There's silence in the room. Abe silently walks up to the stage. "What do you mean a fruitcake? 4th prize was a Rolls Royce, 3rd prize was a Rolls Royce plus a check for $10,000, so why am I getting a fruitcake?!?" "Ah," says the presenter, "This is a very special fruitcake. It was made by the Rabbi's wife herself." "Abe exclaims "Fuck the Rabbi's wife!" The man replies "What?? You want 1st prize too?"