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Here's your hilarious joke:

A man died and went to heaven As he stood in front of St. Peter at the pearly gates he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked "what are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered "those are lie clocks everyone on earth has a lie clock and every time you lie the hands on your clock move." "oh" said the man, "whose clock is that?" "that's mother Teresa's, the hands never move indicating she has never told a lie. "" incredible said the man". He looks around and sees Abe Lincoln clock and St. Peter tells him it had only ever moved twice as he has only told two lies. "so where is harpers clock?" St. Peter answers it's in Jesus office, he is using it as a ceiling fan"