"Two vampires Two vampires are sitting on"

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Here's your hilarious joke:

Two vampires... Two vampires are sitting on a bench. On a given moment, one of them says "I gotta go! Time to get some blood!" Only 30 seconds later he's back with blood hanging all over his lips and teeth so his friend asks "That was fast! What'd you do?" "Well, do you see that lamppost over there?" "Yes...?" "I didn't!"

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