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Liverpool were going through a tough time in the league, so jurgen klopp about how he could turn their fortunes around He had heard about a wonder kid from Syria called Hussain so he asked the chief scout to go over to Syria to scout him for a game or two. He went and saw that he looked like a good player so he decided to bring him back to Liverpool on a trial for the rest of the season. Hussain trained and played with the Under 21's for the season. Meanwhile, Liverpool's fortunes were changing as they started to win more games. It went down to the last game of the season where they were playing against rivals Manchester United, which they had to win to become league champions. Klopp had seen good things from Hussain in training, so he decided to promote to the first team bench. The match started horribly for Liverpool and they were 2-0 down at half time. Klopp was enraged as he gave the team talk in the dressing room before the players went out for the second half. He then decided that he would give Hussain his first appearance as a last throw of the dice to see if he could make something happen. The second half started and within minutes Liverpool were on the attack, running down the wing into a crossing position. The ball was whipped in to the box and Hussain, with his first touch of the ball, struck a sweet volley which nestled into the top corner. Suddenly, the fans started to sing as they started to believe that the impossible may happen. The game went on and in the 80th minute they had another chance as the ball again went down the wing and another whipped cross met Hussain, and this time a perfect header left the keeper with no chance and the score was 2-2 and now it seemed more than ever that they could do it. It was the last minute of injury time when Hussain picked up the ball in the middle of the pitch. He swivelled in and out through 4 players, when he was then taken down in the box. The ref gave a penalty, and Hussain stepped up to take it. There was never any doubt as he coolly slotted it away to complete the hat trick and the win for Liverpool, giving them their first league title in 27 years. The stadium erupted in joy as they finally did it, after years of disappointment. Klopp was over the moon with Hussain and promised him a new contract in a few days as well as a brand new car, and asked if he wanted anything else. Hussain asked to phone home to tell them what had happened, so klopp took him straight to his office to use the phone. Hussain phoned home, and his mum picked up and Hussain, as excited as ever told her everything that had just occurred. As soon as he finished, his mum in a sad voice said that he should come home. Hussain, sensing something was wrong, asked what was going on. His mum then told him about how his dad has been caught in some crossfire and was hit by a bullet, and she had been mugged and his sister had been raped. Hussain started sobbing and said that he was sorry that all this had happened, and his mother replied 'well you should be, considering you're the one who brought us to Liverpool'.