Here's your hilarious joke:

The logician First off i wanna say that english is not my first language, also i'm on my phone. I'm not even sure logician is the right way to say it, but you should be able to understand whats going on! So a man was on his way home from a work trip. He was traveling by train, and it took a few hours. After a while he got bored and tried to start small talking with the guy next to him. The guy told him he was a logician, wondering what that was he asked: "What do you do then?" "I'll give you an example," the logician answered. "Do you have an aquarium?" "Umm... yeah?" "Well, then you probably have a fish too?" "That's correct." he said "Since you have a fish i'm gonna guess you like animals too?" "Well, i guess, animals are often nice to be around." "Well since you like to be around animals, maybe you like to be around people to?" He nodded, as he prefer to be with others than being alone. "Maybe you like ladies then too?" He sertanly did! He was pretty amazed over how this worked, and though he better try this himself. The next day when he went to work his boss asked him how the trip was. "Well the trip wasn't all that intresting, but on my way home i met a logician, and he was pretty amazing!" "What's a logician?" The boss asked. "I'll give you an example. Do you have an aqarium?" "No?" The boss answered confused "Then... Are you gay?"

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