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Jaíme the Moyel Jaíme the Moyel was lying on his deathbed. He calls for his sons and they file in to the room. My boys, he says, I have lived a long life and have been very successful. I have done very many things, but I have one final request for you before I die. In the closet, on the shelf is a shoebox. Bring it to me. The oldest son glances at his brothers and heads to the closet. He comes back a moment later and sets the box on the bed. Jaíme lifts the lid. All the sons lean in. The box is filled with shriveled brown leathery things. These are all of the foreskins I have ever removed. I have saved every single one. I want you to take these o the leather maker and ask him to make something for me. Tell him it is my last request. With that, he took his last breath and he died. The boys looked at each other and decided that, well, as gross as it is, we have to honor our father's last wish. So they went to the leather maker. They entered the shop and placed the shoebox on the counter. The leather maker took the lid off and stared. This is our father's last wish, they said. He told us to come to you with all the foreskins and have you make something out of them. These foreskins are proof of all the hard work he did. Please, honor our father Jaíme's wish. The leather maker nodded and told them to come back to the shop in one week and he will have a wonderful gift. Jaíme was a good man. One week goes by and the sons go to the leather maker again. He disappears into the back room of the shop and comes back with the shoebox. He places it on the counter and pushes it towards the sons. They opened the box and peered inside. The oldest reached in and lifted out a wallet. They looked at each other and the oldest said this is the best you can come up with? You took all those foreskins and this is what you make for our father Jaíme the Moyel? Ah! Says the leather maker, it is not just a wallet. When you rub it, it becomes a suitcase!