Here's your hilarious joke:

Two Strangers In A Bathroom Two men walk into a bathroom, one named Bob and the other Bill. Well, Bob walks to a urinal to piss while Bill walks to the one next to Bob and says, "Bro, I need to help to piss. I have no arms you see and cant get my penis out to use the bathroom." Upon saying this, he moves his body around, flapping the long sleeves of a jacket he has on all around. Bob looks at Bill and sighs, "Alright, I'll help, but only because you have no arms." So Bob finishes pissing and washes his hands. He walks back to Bill and undoes his fly. He then proceeds to take out Bill's penis and jumps back in horror. Bill's penis is covered in boils and has turned a sickly green. Bob swallows his pride and helps Bill continue his piss. Once done, Bob puts everything back and washes his hands and asks Bill, "What the hell is up with your cock?!" Bill turned around and popped his arms out of his jacket and says, "I dont know but I sure as hell ain't touching it!"

"Karalynn Batsheva" Permalink