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Bethoveen's grave One day, a couple years ago, I decided I would go to Austria as a tourist to see the world before I head off to university. I'm staying in this nice hotel in Vienna and I look out and see a nice meadow out the window that has many people, mostly tourists presumably. I ask the concierge about it and she tells me it's where Bethoveen is buried and attracts many tourists. Not being a fan of large crowds I decide to go out one evening to the graveyard and see the grave for myself. As I approach his tombstone I see a figure ripping pieces of sheet music to shreds, which I later realize is sheet music. I run up to the figure, hoping to stop them when I suddenly realize it's Bethoveen! I make a sudden stop and say "Bethoveen!! What are you doing??" He looks right at me and says "hello my friend, I'm just sitting here decomposing."