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Here's your hilarious joke:

Two jews on their honeymoon are in the honeymoon suite, having practiced abstinence, they really aren't sure what to do. So the groom calls his mom and says, "Mom we're in the honey moon suite what are we supposed to do?" she replies, "Get under the covers boobsies, kiss, cuddle, it'll happen", so they give it a shot and it really doesn't lead to anything. So the groom calls his mom back, "Mom we tried that it didn't lead to anything", she says, "Schnukums, get naked, get under the covers, kiss, cuddle, it's natural it'll happen." So they get naked, kiss, cuddle, but nothing. So the groom calls his mom back," Mom, Please! Tell me what the hell I'm supposed to be doing!" she says angrily, "Look you schmuck! Take your biggest thing and stick it in her hairest place!" So he gives it a try and calls his mom back, " I stuck my nose in her armpit, nothing happened"