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Here's your hilarious joke:

A Maine man goes to the doctor. He tells his doc that he wants to have sex with his wife, but does not want any kids. The doctor tells him "OK, you are from Maine right?" the man replies "Bohn and raised" the doc says "good, this will be easy then, take a coffee can, fill it with a few M80s and light them, then count to ten". The man says "This is ridiculous, I'm going to the specialist in Portland" the doc tells the man that he will say the same thing. So the man goes to Portland and tells the specialist all about his problem, the specialist says "OK, you are from Maine right?" the man replies "Bohn and raised" the doc says "Ok, take a coffee can, fill it with a few M80s and light them, then count to ten". The man thinks this must be a Maine thing, so he goes to the best doctor in Boston. This doctor tells him the same thing. Fill a coffee can with M80s, light them, then count to ten. The man is now convinced that this is the best way to do it, so he gets his M80s, and his coffee can, lights them, and starts counting (on his fingers) 1-2-3-4-5- (takes the can and puts it between his legs to count with the other hand) 6-7-8-9--