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Here's your hilarious joke:

Read this in a playboy magazine years ago. A married couple was invited to a masked Halloween ball. On the night of the party, the wife had a headache and told her husband to go to the event alone. Reluctantly, he agreed. He put on his bear costume, grabbed the head piece and left. The wife fell asleep and woke up an hour later feeling great so she decided to go to the party after all. It occurred to her that, since her husband didn't know what costume she was wearing, she'd be able to see how he behaved when she wasn't around. As soon as she arrived, she spotted her husband in his bear costume flirting with every woman in sight. She approached him, wanting to see just how far he would go, and after a few drinks he propositioned her. They went into the bathroom and had sex. Just before unmasking at midnight, the wife slipped away and went home. She was sitting up in bed fuming when her husband returned. She asked about his night. He said, "Oh, it was the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." "Really?" she said, getting angry. "You didn't meet anyone interesting?" He replied, "I didn't talk to anyone new. It was pretty boring. The guys and I went into the spare room and played poker all night." She said, "You must have been uncomfortable wearing your bear costume playing poker." Her husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to my dad."