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Here's your hilarious joke:

At the beginning of time, God came to apologize to Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden He told them, "guys I am sorry to tell you I have almost run out of abilities I can grant my creations. The cheetah I gave speed, the chameleon got the ability to change it's color. After visiting all my creations, I now only have two gifts left to give away" "What are these?", Adam asked. "The first gift is the ability to pee while standing.." "I WANT THAT ONE!", Adam screamed. The gift was granted and for hours Adam ran around joyfully pissing. He pissed on every tree, every animal he came across. He pissed up and down the beach. He pissed on electric fences and wasp nests. While keeping an eye on him, Eve asked God, "So, what is the other gift?" "Brains, Eve.. Brains"