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Here's your hilarious joke:

A man takes his wife to play her first game of golf... Unfortunately she hacked the first shot the window of the biggest house next to the course. The man cringed "Now we'll have to go up and apologise and see how much you've cost us". So the couple walk up to the house and knock. A warm voice said, "Come on in". When they opened the door, they saw a broken antique bottle on the floor beside the broken window. A man reclining on the sofa and asked "Did you break my window?" "Yes we're really sorry about that" the husband replied. "Oh no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see I'm a genie and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. I'll grant you three wishes, but if you don't mind I'll keep the last for myself?" "wow that's great!" the husband said. "I'd like a million pounds per year for the rest of my life" "No problem" said the genie. "I'd like a mansion in every country in the world!" said the wife. "Of course!" said the genie. "Consider it done" "And now" the couple asked in unison, "What's your wish?" "Well I've been in that bottle without a woman for a thousand years, so my wish is to make love to your wife" The husband looked at his wife. "What do you think?" She thought for a few moments then said "Well the genie has granted our wishes so the last I could do is grant his. But what about you darling?" "You know I love you" He said. So the genie and the wife spent the afternoon making love upstairs and enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about 3 hours, the genie rolled over and said "How old are you and your husband?" "we're both 35" she replied breathlessly. "Really?!" he said "Thirty-five years old and you still believe in genies?"