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Here's your hilarious joke:

A child gets on a bus So a child of seven jumps on a bus. The driver, noticing he's alone, tells him to sit in the seat closest to the front. After the bus has started the kid says: "Hey mister driver?" Driver:"Yes?" Child:"Did you know, that if my mummy was a dog, and my daddy was a dog, that I would be a dog?" The driver chuckles at this cute comment and says:"No, I did not" After a while the child says again:" Mister driver, did you know that if my mummy was a giraffe, and my daddy was a giraffe, that I would be a giraffe?" The driver laughs again, with a bit less enthusiasm and says:" No I didn't know that." The child starts listing almost every animal that driver has heard of, and it starts to annoy him more and more, until finally he yells:"WHAT IF YOUR MOTHER WAS A PROSTITUTE, AND YOUR FATHER WAS AN ALCOHOLIC!!?!" The kid looks up at the man with a small smile and says:"Well then I'd be a bus driver."