Here's your hilarious joke:

Recently I hired an ex-military police private investigator to find out where my mom was going at night. After several days without a reply from either of them, I went to my mother's to investigate. I walked into the house to hear screaming and rushed into her room only to discover my investigator in bed with her. I was disgusted. Not by them, but by myself. After all, I should've known I hired a motherfucking P.I. M.P. Edit: Sorry.

"Suzi Pierrette" Permalink