Here's your hilarious joke:

A happy family. Son: Dad, I like this awesome girl and want to date her. Dad: Who is she? Son: Our next door neighbor's daughter, Sandra. Dad: Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that son. I have to tell you something but promise me that you will not tell your mom. Sandra is actually your sister. The boy is obviously bummed out. He finds another girl, but dad tells him that is his sister too. This happens a few more time and he gets frustrated. So he decides to tell his mom. Son: Mom, I am so mad at dad. I fell in love with 4 girls but can't date any of them because dad is their father. His mom hugs him affectionately and says, Mom: Son, you can date anybody you want. Don't listen to him. He is not your father.

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