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Straws and Toothpicks A bartender is clearing up for the night when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it he finds a homeless man standing there who asks "Excuse me but could I bother you for a toothpick?" The bartender doesn't see why not and so gives the man a tooth pick. Later on there is another knock at the door and it another homeless man who again asks "Excuse me could you give me a toothpick?" And again the bartender gives him a toothpick. Just as he is away to look up the bartender hears one final knock at the door. Upon opening it he sees just like the two previous times: a homeless man. Only this time he asks for a straw. The bartender fetches a straw but out of curiosity asks why. The homeless man says "Some guy threw up round the corner, and all the good stuff is gone."