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A priest, a rabbi, and an engineer..... Were scheduled to die by the guillotine. The priest is up first. The executioner asks, would you like to die face up, or face down? The priest reply's, "face up, so I may see my father's face, as I go." The executioner positions him face up, under the guillotine, pulls the lever, and the blade stops about 6 inches above his neck. They take it as an act of God, and release him. The rabbi is up next. The executioner asks, would you like to die face up, or face down? The rabbi reply's, "I admire the faith of the priest, so I wish to do the same." So the executioner positions the rabbi face up, pulls the lever, and the guillotine stops about 6 inches above his neck. They take it as an act of God, and release him. Finally it is the engineer's turn to die. The executioner asks, would you like to die face up, or face down? The engineer reply's, "well the logical way to go would be face up, as it certainly turned out fine for the other two." So the executioner positions him face up. Right before the executioner pulls the lever, the engineer loudly proclaims, "Hey! I think I see the problem here!"