Here's your hilarious joke:

A cop pulls over a woman The officer comes to the window of the car and asks the woman "Mam, do you have any weapons in the car?" The woman replies "Well, I have a 12 gauge in the trunk, a smith and wesen in the glove compartment, a colt on my side, and a derenger strapped to my boot." The officer says "My god woman, what are you afraid of?" She says "Absolutely nothing."

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