Here's your hilarious joke:

A man suspects his wife is being unfaithful And decides to ask a close friend for help in finding the truth. He tells his friend to meet him down at the pub at exactly 5 o'clock so that they may discuss how they will find the truth about his wife. "I think she's been seeing another man" the man says. "What makes you think that?" replies his friend. "Every time I come her underwear is strewn about the living room floor." "My son tends to leave his underwear on the floor as well..." "Also, I found an open condom wrapper on our floor and it wasn't the brand I use." "My son tends to leave his candy wrappers on the floor..." This makes the man paranoid that his own friend's son may be doing his wife. He tells his friend to follow him home to see if he was right or not. They approached the front of the house and the man says: "I told my wife I'd be out all night. If she's cheating on me, she'll surely have the man she's seeing over tonight." "I told my son id be out all night as well." Replied the friend. This made the man 100% sure that his wife was sleeping with his friend's son. The bedroom light was on, and noises from his wife could be heard coming through the cracked window. The man stormed into his house in a rage and ran up to the bedroom and opened the door swiftly. Sure enough, there was the man's wife...but dead. He let out a horrifying scream and rushed to her side. As he held her dead body in his arms, his friend's son emerged from behind the curtains with a glock and shot the man in the head. The man fell to the ground, instantly dead. The son proceed to go downstairs and out the front door to hunt his father down. He fired shots into the bushes where his father was hiding. One caught him in the leg, and he screamed in agony. His son approached him and said one last thing before he put a bullet in his own father's brain: "I can't believe you fucking read all of that."

"Hannie Carley" Permalink