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Father and son at the zoo... A boy goes to the zoo with his father. They’re at the Primates section. The father asks the boy, “Do you know what that animal is?” And the boy says “Yeah… a monkey.” The father smiles, “No son… that’s an orangutan! Orangutans are apes!” Across the park… the father asks the boy, “What animal is that?” and the boy responds “That’s a crocodile!”. The father smiles, “Nope! That’s an alligator, son. You can tell by the V-shaped snout.” They keep walking to the Predator exhibit where the father again tests the boy… “Son, what animal is that?” And the son replies “That’s an anaconda!” And the father laughs, “No son, that’s just your regular old snake.” The boy immedaltely starts climbing over the fence in a hurry. Father screams, “Son! What are you doing!” and begins pulling him down. The boy cries, “But Dad… Father Sullivan said touching old snakes will make you grow faster!”